February 2010
24 posts
Ten Years from Now
Ten years from now When I turn around Will I be satisfied When I look back on life Don’t tell me it’s too late Don’t tell me that I threw it all away Don’t tell me that I did this all in vain I have my reasons Why I walk this lonely road And I never return Was it worth the life of sacrifice Ten years from now When she looks at me (She sees right through me now) All that...
Messing around in the studio today. Cut me a...
How pickles demonstrate Wal~Mart's business...
A gallon-sized jar of whole pickles is something to behold. The jar is the size of a small aquarium. The fat green pickles, floating in swampy juice, look reptilian, their shapes exaggerated by the glass. It weighs 12 pounds, too big to carry with one hand. The gallon jar of pickles is a display of abundance and excess; it is entrancing, and also vaguely unsettling. This is the product that...
Women don't want "nice guys"
I’m kinda getting sick of seeing this shit about women wanting “nice guys.” Women don’t want nice guys. They think they do, but I submit to you that they don’t.
Women say they want the “Nice Guy.” But unfortunatly, the “Nice Guy” is not the man of your dreams; he’s the doof you think is your friend, that puts up with your shit and...
Chasing the Tail of Dogma...
Dreaming of that face again. It’s bright and blue and shimmering. Grinning wide And comforting me with it’s three warm and wild eyes. On my back and tumbling Down that hole and back again Rising up And wiping the webs and the dew from my withered eye. In… Out… In… Out… In… Out… A child’s rhyme stuck in my head. It said that life is but a dream....
The Harvest -Amy Hempel
The year I began to say vahz instead of vase, a man I barely knew nearly accidentally killed me.
The man was not hurt when the other car hit ours. The man I had known for one week held me in the street in a way that meant I couldn’t see my legs. I remember knowing that I shouldn’t look, and knowing that I would look if it wasn’t that I couldn’t.
My blood was on the front...
“Only the little people pay taxes”
– Leona Helmsley (later convicted of tax evasion)
Fucking ramblings
So, now Google’s Chrome browser has extensions you can add on that will block ads from appearing (and you can block all Flash content, too). On the heels of Adobe bitching about Apple not supporting flash, you’d think we’d have heard something from them about this, but so far, not a peep…hmmm
The Grammy awards were last night. Apparently a bunch of crappy pop stuff was...
January 2010
20 posts
“I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.”
